Our People
Councillor Denis Parsons
Denis made it his mission to de-stigmatise prostitution – going far beyond the call of duty. He suggested prostitution as a career choice in schools (perhaps escort work for our girls, a spot of pimping, or to use the correct terminology ‘management’, for the boys?).
Although backed by Our Great Leader, the general public clearly have a long way to go before it is as open, tolerant and liberal as us. Sadly this meant that in our 2017 ‘Lib Dims for Pimps’ policy we had no choice but to advise that prostitution be omitted from career advice programmes, even when it is called ‘sex work’.
Anna Span
We were thrilled to select Pornographer Anna ‘Span’ as Parliamentary candidate under the blessing of our (previous) Great Leader : “It’s really important that people like her .. are encouraged to come into politics”. Her ‘girl on girl’ action and blow jobs is feminist pornography at its finest. She can even defend rape porn as feminist porn! Now that’s our kinda candidate.
Michelle Gent
The enterprising nature of our representatives is perhaps best highlighted by Michelle Gent, another pornographer (no doubt of the feminist variety) and at one time Lib Dem councillor for Ashfield, Nottingham. After retiring from Councilloring, this dedicated party activist used local party HQ to recruit for porn films. Well why not, we say? After all this is totally aligned to our views on extreme violent porn (aka freedom of sexual expression).
The press, of course, did not see it this way. But we think they were just picking on her because of her close friendship (or is that friendship!) with another local Lib Dim Councillor Jason Zadronzy because he was under investigation for historical child sex offences
Wot There's More!
Jason Zadronzy
Take good old Jase. We had to replace him when the police started investigating him for child sex offences in 2016 but, clever lad, while he was being investigated he put himself forward to be elected as a Policing and Crime Commisioner!
Derek Osbourne
And then there’s Derek. Derek was Kingston Council Leader. But then he was sentenced for possession of child porn in 2014. 5,000 pics apparently which even included 50 in the most ‘extreme’ category. He served only half of a 2 year sentence. But then he only gone and got himself re-arrested for the same offence when he got out.
Robert Somper
Good ol’ Rob avoided jail in 2015 after admitting to downloading child porn. His past history of convictions of viewing child abuse didn’t seem to count against him at all. Although the Judge did say he’d ‘go straight to jail’ if he did it again. Naughty, naughty.
Michael Willis
Mikey was our MP candidate for Loughborough back in 2010, until he pleaded guilty to downloading kiddy porn that is. Here is his election vid where he explains how hard it is being a Lib Dim candidate. He said the 500 pic and 300 films was just him doing ‘research’ because he wanted to know what all the fuss was about over his BFF, Jimmy Saville. Well the Courts agreed and he was only given a 9 month suspended sentence. Sadly we still had to let him go.
Nathan Bale
And of course, there’s Nath. Nath was a Councillor and Political Aide. But back in 2011 he got done for having spent the last 8 years downloading and even making ‘indecent images’ of a child. Mind you, because he ‘only did it out of curiosity’ he didn’t have to go to jail. But that’s ok the police will be monitoring his internet now which is surely punishment enough.
Liberal not Lib Dim
And then there’s the whole Cyril Smith / Clement Freud thing (or Sir Clem, I should say) .. don’t get me started! But then they were the Liberal Party (even if they were a bit too ‘liberal’) and absolutely nothing to do with us whatsoever. Nil. Niente. Nada.