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Lib Dims for Pimps
Prostitution – controversial? Think again! We’ve taken all the controversy away because our policies on the sex trade have been written by expert professionals. People who really understand the industry. It’s been written by pimps and traffickers.
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In fact, not just Pimps but what one might call ‘super pimps’, like Douglas Fox, owner of one of Britain’s largest Escort Agencies. We’ve even sought out the expert advise of UN Advisor, Alexjandra Gil – not just a Pimp, not just a Super Pimp but a sex trafficker (now jailed). Now you don’t get much more expert than that!

Thanks to their hard work we can confirm that:

  • Paying for sex is no different from any other kind of sex
  • Pimps are Business Managers
  • And the main problem with Prostitution is Stigma (not abuse as uneducated readers might have thought).
Sex is Sex
And we have tackled the horrific burden of stigma head on – we have renamed Pimps and Brothel Keepers ‘Sex Workers’.
We’re so grateful for their invaluable insight that we ensured £100,000 of tax payers money was paid to Ms Gil’s prostitution lobbying arm (NSWP) back in the good ‘ol days when we had our rightful place in Government.

And rest assured we have enshrined their philosophy yet again in our renewed 2017 ‘Lib Dims for Pimps’ Policy (or to give it it’s correct title ‘Policy 666:  ‘A Practical Approach to Pimping Production’).

Because after all Sex Work is just Work.